May 14, 2006 01:10PM

Name: Naked Men (65.95.128.114)
Blog Entry: Canoeing the Maitland (Part II)

Comments:

Um, dude... The program? I don't even watch TV! Except for Full House. You smell like tuna! Midget midget midget. Damn! That be such a cliffhanger! You know....

While your moronic mumblings might be endearing to some, you should search for compassion and understanding somewhere else in the vastness of the internet. Around here, we are only faintly amused by your incoherence before we press "delete." Loser.

April 21, 2006 11:05PM

Name: Mr Penistown (65.95.179.85)
Blog Entry: Emotional Pornography

Comments:

Hey, seriously, my conclusion from reading your blog is that you are a big fraud and a pedant. Nobody likes a pedant. Boner???!!!! No. Not even a cat boner.

Yeah. I guess you're on to me. I'll now go cry in the corner while reading over the 20 irrelevant comments you've left on my blog that all declare how awesome and interesting you are. Gosh, I wish I could be more like you, because there's nothing fraudulent at all about your multiple personalities. If I were more like you, I wouldn't even need a boner.

June 11, 2005 02:12AM

Name: COMMIE!! (69.157.77.68)
Blog Entry: Boys Pee Standing

Comments:

BOYS PEE STANDING--ALL OVER YOU, TUDOR COSTACHE!

Oh, yes. It's write your own porn on Tudor's blog day. Just make sure you use all-caps and use my name often. That's hot!

July 3, 2004 1:25PM

Name: Leroy Brown (209.5.63.199)
Blog Entry: Ride to Paris

Comments:

What the??? You deleted my comment because I exposed your blatant hypocracy (sic)?

If you don't believe in expensive machines, why do you own a digital camera and computer?

No. I deleted your comment because you're a piece of human excrement. You also called me a moron without any provocation (which isn't exactly nice, now is it?).

And no, you've exposed no hypocrisy (by the way, you should learn how to spell before you use big words). As far as technology goes, my camera and my computer are mid-range -- you can easily find computers and cameras that cost 10 times as much and offer 10 times as many features. However, I don't need prosumer goods.

Your point is irrelevant and repetition won't make it any more valid.

July 3, 2004 1:13PM

Name: Leroy Brown (209.5.63.199)
Blog Entry: Canada Day

Comments:

Sounds like you and your boyfriend had a good time.

Oh! I was waiting for someone to eventually question my sexuality. But I was hoping you'd do it more forcefully -- feel free to use this page for inspiration.

July 2, 2004 10:14AM

Name: Leroy Brown (209.5.63.199)
Blog Entry: Ride to Paris

Comments:

Tudor, if you don't believe in machines, what did you take that photo with? You're using a computer right now, you moron!

Having demonstrated his inability to read simple sentences (I merely stated that I dislike expensive machinery), Leroy proceeded to fling feces in my general direction like all illiterate primates.

April 15, 2004 12:55PM

Name: FagHater (172.153.243.79)
Blog Entry: New Hate Mail Day

Comments:

Why not leave up some of the responses so everyone can rub one off to them?

The only thing more disgusting about you than your faggot little stick figure body is the fact that your dad probably used to molest you.

Thus the reason you pick on kids and others weaker than yourself.

You've tried stopping me from posting many times but you can't. I will always have a way back into your stupid blog whenever I feel like it, bitch.

Go fuck yourself you short dicked faggot.

Since I've decided to post the hate mail, the responses have been getting more intense. I'm glad that even though my blog is stupid, I have at least one dedicated reader who will always come back no matter what. You deserve a cookie ;).

April 14, 2004 7:08 AM

Name: Faghater (82.43.195.54) Blog Entry: Pricky

Comments:

You're a filthy faggot.

Filthy?! I like it when you talk dirty to me. It's obvious I'm filthy (who would do such thing to a cactus?), but what makes you so sure I'm a faggot? Are you sure your gaydar is functioning properly?

April 13, 2004 10:14 AM

Name: Yvonne (205.189.25.246)
Blog Entry: Pricky

Comments:

What a freak! WLUSU is DOOMED!

For three years I've ranted against WLUSU, calling it an evil corporation that should be dismantled, and only now did you catch on?! Brilliant! It's good that my cactus finally tipped you off.

April 9, 2004 7:50PM

Name: Helter (67.33.248.114)
Blog Entry: How to Make Her Angry

Comments:

You suck.

Did your mom give you too much attention as a child? Because that's probably what gave you "the gay."

I bet you really don't even have a girlfriend or go to college.

Shows how much you know.

April 7, 2004 02:51PM

Name: Andrew (216.16.236.133)
Blog Entry: Revenge

Comments:

Tudor,

You are a freak of nature. I would love to hear you justify your reasons for the 'revenge' post. If you want to enjoy a gay fantasy about the vice-chair of the BOD in the safety of your own mind - that's fine. But to have the audacity to post that on the Internet is insane and down-right disturbing.

The part about stabbing him with a sword (although very death-threat like) could be justified as mannish, if you did not proceed to talk about his nipples. That makes me wonder what kind of 'sword' you stabbed him with in your dream.

If my memory is correct, this is not the only gay post you've made in reference to the vice-chair. I found the 'bathroom incident' even more disturbing then the revenge post. Look - if you have a crush on the guy and you want his cock, be a man and ask him face to face.

The only conclusion I can come to is that your a result of a failed abortion and probably spend most of your day at home licking pictures of bare-chested men.

Good Luck With Life You Freak,

Andrew

Coincidentally, the vice-chair of the board, of whom you speak so highly, also works at Economical Insurance (the place where the IP originated). If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're him. But that would just be too weird -- it would mean that the vice-chair of the board just invited me to be a man and talk about his cock to his face.

April 3, 2004 1:37PM

Name: HornyHenry (67.33.249.144)
Blog Entry: How to Dance Naked in Trevor's Kitchen

Comments:

You have a short dick. You are also a queer. I bet that you sucked your friends little pecker, did you?

I bet you've never had a girlfriend.

Just some observations about you, you faggot.

Déjà vu! The only thing I can observe is that you have a serious gambling problem. You tried to make two bets you would lose quite convincingly.

April 3, 1:32PM

Name: dadof3 (67.33.248.114)
Blog Entry: Ways to Fly

Comments:

If me and my kids would have seen you naked, I'd have made then throw stones at your extremely small genitals. They'd have missed because you are so small down there, but I'd have rewarded them any way for trying.

What kinda faggot likes to undress infront of small kids? Well it's pretty much a toss-up between your skinny ass, and Michael Jackson.

Not only are you an idiot, but you also have a small dick.

Your kids should throw rocks at your extremely sloppy grammar and ignorance about male genitalia. On average, a male penis is about 5.9 inches when erect and 3.3 inches when flaccid. Unfortunately, I am average in the penis department, which means that I'll never be the porn start I always dreamed of being. This research article might help dispel some of the myths about penis size.

Not only are you an idiot, but you know nothing about dicks.

April 3, 2004 1:24PM

Name: Sue E. Side Chick (67.33.249.144)
Blog Entry: New Camera Day

Comments:

Dude after seeing you and that other faggot naked I realize that you have problems due to your short ding dong. That other fag's dong was twice the size of yours.

You're a skinny bitch boy. I beat [sic] with that bad physique and short dick you never get laid.

Not only does your post have no connection to the original blog entry, but with a bad physique like mine you'd probably have a hard time beating anything. I'll make a mental note to put on another, oh, 300 pounds. If that won't get me laid nothing will!

April 1, 2004 10:53AM

Name: Weedfreak (67.33.248.2)
Blog Entry: Shoeless

Comments:

After reading your blog, I was left feeling that you were a guy who likes to take a high hard one in the ass.

In other words, after reading my blog you felt that you wanted to give me a hard one in the ass? I'm thrilled (and a bit anxious) that my writing makes you want to rape me.

April 1, 2004 10:53AM

Name: Weedfreak (67.33.248.147)
Blog Entry: Shoeless

Comments:

You are a fag.

Short and sweet. But wrong. The fact that I run around shoeless tells you nothing about my sexuality.

March 27, 2004 9:10PM

Name: Demon (199.243.45.61)
Blog Entry: New Sleeping Bag Day

Comments:

What's wrong? Don't you like sucking dicks you little bitch? I thought you wanted to open up the discourse like how you opened up your anus!

After I erased his last message, Bria ... err ... "Demon" started flooding the blog with identical messages. He also had the audacity to accuse me of clamping down on his rights of free expression while insulting me on my own blog.

March 28, 2004 4:18AM

Name: Demon (199.243.45.40)
Blog Entry: New Sleeping Bag Day

Comments:

Trevor is one sexy bitch! I don't know why he wastes his time around an ugly dirtbag like you, Tudor.

Trevor is one sexy bitch indeed! But I'm not exactly sure why you are wasting your time on an ugly dirtbag like me. Don't you have better things to do at 4 in the morning?

March 27, 2004 9:10PM

Name: Demon (199.243.45.71)
Blog Entry: New Sleeping Bag Day

Comments:

I just realized that if you're sucking Trevor's dick, or letting him fuck you in the ass, your nipple ring won't get in the way or get tangled in any hair.

So Chris Clemmen's advice doesn't really apply to bitches like yourself, Tudor.

Dear Bria ... err ... "Demon,"

Thanks for suggesting ways of ensuring my nipple ring won't get caught up in hair. I've been worried about this ever since Chris told me that piercings sometimes get caught during sex, especially if you're having sex with extremely hairy people.

Unfortunately, I doesn't look as though I'll get to perform any of the acts you suggested on Trevor -- our relationship is not sexual especially since Trevor is happily married.

I must say that your advice is far more detailed than Chris' -- you seem to know everything about homosexual encounters while wearing a nipple ring. Pass along any other pointers and I'll post them on the site as a reference.