Edible Pornography

February 20, 2005

Someone decided we should have an anti-Valentine’s Day feast, so last night we gorged ourselves with pornographic sweetness. The wonderful Carly hosted the party, and blogged about it this morning:

[Laura’s cake] arrived at my house a normal chocolate cake. But it was a much different story by the time we finished decorating it, oh yes indeed. It featured a penis getting a hand job, a breast, a vagina, pubic hair, genital warts and all other kinds of goodies (all made from candy of course) by the end. We decorated it all up, then ate the remaining icing out of the bag (clutching our stomachs, yet still eating more candy and icing). Then we ate some cake. Then we ate more candy. (Link)

Chocolates and obscenities are always a turn-on!

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Comments

your cake would go well with the chocolate vaginas and chocolate female torsos i sold on the 14th. (while wearing my “i [heart] vagina”, “got vagina?” and “VAGINA: does that make you uncomfortable?” buttons).

Posted by: stacey on February 20, 2005 at 05:59 PM

Frosting and beer don’t sit too well together, surprisingly enough. Although I think Laura was right about the red food colouring being magic.

Posted by: Chris on February 21, 2005 at 02:22 AM

Tasty silver genital warts, what a lovely treat!

I’m sorry to hear you guys aren’t going to be making it to Sarnia; it always makes me feel warm and gooey to think about my hometown as somewhere worthy of visits.

Have a great road trip anyway, and rest easy in the knowledge that you aren’t missing out on the ‘world of possibility’ that Sarnia truly does fall short on.

Posted by: w on February 21, 2005 at 02:41 AM

see for anti valentines day i jsut got really sloshed wtih the guys and watched movies and heckeled couples while we were really drunk..(after about 12 beers each)

Posted by: Mike on February 26, 2005 at 02:58 PM

and you were in my house and didnt knock on my door.. jackass..

Posted by: mike on February 26, 2005 at 03:04 PM

Whoa! I had no idea you lived there — but I still have some candy for you ;).

Posted by: Tudor on February 26, 2005 at 03:08 PM

that’s what a vagina looks like?

Posted by: Infernus on February 28, 2005 at 01:14 PM