That hate mail really disturbs me. It’s kind of interesting how they all say essentially the same thing - you’re gay and you have a small penis - because I didn’t pick up on any of that.

I would respond to the hate posts Tudor but I think you’re too gay and have too small of a penis for me to bother.

Thanks,
Wilbur

^^^ Hahaha!

This is almost as entertaining as LJ Drama. I have the vague sensation that prepubescent boys are responsible for most of the hate mail I get — “you’re a fag” is so … grade school!

But it’s still highly amusing — I can’t quite get over it.

Tudor:

You should know by now that the best way to tet hate mail is to reply to trolls. I played with one for awhile on my blog and found it to be most entertaining unbtil we got into discussions about the proper spelling of “prepubescents” (in the plural sense) and the capitalization of “Gherkin”. Try sending them personal e-mails and see if their responses change. I’ve actually received “form flames” in the past… which should tell you something about how inventive the people who post such things are.

Anyway, keep writing. You blog is not stupid and we should all try to be as open as you - though I think we should charge for it, since the more pr0nographic posts could be quite profitable.

P.S. - the ubiquity of penis on your blog might actually say something about your sexual identity - for instance, that you’re proud to be male. If I were so inclined, I’d insult you for having no vaginas around and call you a misogynist (I hope I spelled that right). You woman-hater! There, how’s that for new flamish material? *shrugs* wow, too much caffeine for me.

The lack of vaginas is indeed disturbing! This is why over the summer I’ll run the “I show you mine, you show me yours contest!” Hopefully, this will encourage at least a few women to send in pictures of their vaginas, which I’ll then post on the site.

At the rate things are going, I’ll have no choice but to turn this into a pay site … hehehe.

As for the trolls, responding to them in a single place is more effective, hence the hate mail page :).

every day is opposite is opposite day.

I have received one hate mail, that said my blog was gay. Yay?

mine is gayer!

Um… I haven’t ever gotten hate mail on my blog! Except from Russian spammers… if they are even Russian at all. And I think it was probably computer generated. Does this mean I’m not blogging hard enough?

I was actually truly disturbed by this:
“The only thing more disgusting about you than your faggot little stick figure body is the fact that your dad probably used to molest you.” (quoted on this page.)

Umm… there are so many things wrong with that, I just don’t know where to start.

Anyway, I realize that all the timestamps on these comments are like 3 years or more old, so maybe I should be concentrate on getting worked up over more recent issues. :D