Good to Eat a Thousand Years
February 18, 2004
This morning I awoke with a mouth-watering idea and a hard-on. “I’ll serve my penis on a platter for the NobScan project,” I thought as I ran naked into the kitchen to grab utensils, a styrofoam plate, and some coffee. I drank the coffee, lowered my blinds, and started adjusting the scanner.
In the beginning I was clumsy and nervous so I kept poking myself in the thigh with the fork balanced on my lap. It took about an hour of effort and a dozen attempts to get a reasonable scan. By the time I was done I was shivering slightly and my penis shrunk. My room is chilly in the morning.
Alas, Art is always difficult. But the result is mouth-watering indeed — the parsley adds that special touch. I submitted the scan earlier today with the caption “Eat Dick.”
Posted by Tudor at 02:09 PM in Ideas & Images | TrackBackWhy did you lower the blinds?
Posted by: Infernus on February 18, 2004 at 06:10 PMI lowered the blinds to eliminate some of the light (the scans come out too dark if there’s too much light in the room). I also don’t want my neighbours to think I’m some sort of a freak (I’m sure that from afar what I was doing to my scanner didn’t look right).
Posted by: Tudor on February 18, 2004 at 06:19 PMI will never look at parsley without thinking of your penis again.
Posted by: Shrish on February 18, 2004 at 06:23 PMwhere is the plate now? Ebay?
Posted by: Infernus on February 18, 2004 at 06:57 PMI cannot believe I just saw your penis. Are you for real? Is that REALLY your PENIS?
Posted by: Shirley on February 18, 2004 at 09:14 PMHuh. Just noticed. You trim your hair. Why?
Posted by: Shirley on February 18, 2004 at 09:14 PMLOL! Yes Shirley, I really did scan my penis ;). As for the trimming, I guess it’s personal preference, but I’m pretty hairy and it tends to make things neater. That and I like playing with scissors.
Posted by: Tudor on February 18, 2004 at 10:05 PMI still cannot believe that I’ve seen your penis. This is pretty intimate stuff…I feel so much closer to you now, Tudor.
Posted by: Shirley on February 19, 2004 at 08:19 PMIt’s no big deal, I hope. I mean, you probably suspected I had one all along ;).
Posted by: Tudor on February 19, 2004 at 10:08 PMWell, we knew you were A penis, but ya, whatever.
Posted by: RaZor on February 23, 2004 at 08:54 PMHey, nice dick dude. I really liked the presentation. I think my favorite part was the foreskin though. Nice! Anyway don’t forget to vote for me for campis comishionner this March.
Posted by: Kevin Adams on March 05, 2004 at 02:13 PM..you have to start putting up warnings!
i dont know if i wanted to know you this well!;)
next time you should place a tablecloth on your lap, not to criticize your artistic talents
and your dick looks like adveraged size
Posted by: most on August 17, 2004 at 07:02 PMThanks for the suggestion! I was considering tablecloth, but the plate proved to be enough. And yes, I confessed the fact that I’m average (and that I’ll never be the pornstar I always wanted to be) somewhere here ;).
Posted by: Tudor on August 17, 2004 at 07:08 PMGreat photo. Nice penis. You are very funny. I am enjoying your site immensely.
Posted by: Heather on August 07, 2005 at 02:39 AM